The thing is, I don’t even like Obama that much. As a person, he seems great. He seems like a real stand up guy. But, as a candidate, there’s a lot about his platform that I feel is really fucked up. In a general sense, I’m so anti-bipartisanship people probably want to punch me.
BUT THEN MITT ROMNEY.
And now I’m like, “ya know, Obama sounds good. I’m not even worried about Libya right this second just can somebody resurrect Lee Harvey Oswald cuz Mittens needs to go.”